Dope Tech Episode 2

<<@Argeaux2 says : Musk is just trying so damn hard to look like he has Asperger’s. Now called autism. He doesn’t realise that people with level 1 autism, especially if they have any intelligence, are quite good at fitting in by masking their autism.>> <<@timer192 says : 1 year remains, Tesla hasn't changed their behaviour>> <<@mydogsbutler says : Its unlikely Tesla will be bankrupt. What's more likely to happen is he'll merge the company with SpaceX to try to hide the mess he's made of Tesla because of his deranged far right behavior. SpaceX still has a monopoly om cheap reusable rockets. He's exploited that to get lucrative government and large corporate contracts. And setup Starlink. And soon regular smartphones that use low orbit satellite. When someone has a monopoly its difficult for consumers to pick another source.>> <<@BarryMorrison-e3b says : Even if speedfreak you could figure that out if do maths>> <<@siddheshpawade9745 says : Elon proving you wrong by bankrupting in just 1 year lol>> <<@nicolasleyssens5261 says : Tesla stock price has gone 150% up since this video*>> <<@minmo2288 says : He’s now up to $844 billion, more than double when this video was posted, he could lose 69% of his net worth and still be tied with Larry page for worlds richest person 😂>> <<@quattordicimontenapoleone3113 says : This is why Sweden and Europe need to fight when American companies try to push their shitty behaviour here. But seriously, this is the issue with the US and why it doesn't matter what Trump does - it won't save manufacturing. If everything is about the next quarter to get those bonuses and maximise stock price, well, then you will keep a guy around whose stupid stunts drives stock price but will destroy the company in the mid to long term. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer. Then you get fascism. But heaven forfend America picked up some ideas from the rest of the world.>> <<@marisaelenenadiejamusiccom3974 says : 😊>> <<@PatrickCooper-x2j says : Lol. I wouldn't give him £50>> <<@juniorbitare3041 says : Tesla is true. Although Elon now owns 21% after the judge reinstated the old package. For space X. It’s profitable today. Not in the future. But actually has been for around a year. 0% short-medium term bankruptcy>> <<@henryliu5566 says : Well>> <<@danielstapler4315 says : Today 16/12/2025 TSLA share price hits all time high. Today is 1 yr 7 months after this video came out so more than 50% of the 3 years prediction.>> <<@FizzleFX says : 19:50 just today. On Reddit Tesla , users said THIS STILL DOESN'T WORKS and they won't use it again! 😂 Brilliant 👌 Ps. 2 weeks till 2026. FYI.>> <<@jamespeters1617 says : So true funniest vids ever. Lmfao. People are so gullible>> <<@BuzzedLitYear says : bro they just gave him another trillion : />> <<@PeterWilliamson-e9w says : Musk knows its about to all crumble his empire of bullshit , or ponzi scheme is about to crash he's cashed out most of his Tesla stock and has moved his money into safe havens.>> <<@danielstapler4315 says : Tesla market capitalization is $1,444B as at 22 September 2025, Tesla market capitalization is $1,031B as at 9 November 2024, Tesla market capitalization is $802B as at 5 July 2024, Tesla market capitalization is $670B as at 2 July 2024, Tesla market capitalization is $583B as at 27 January 2024, after 23Q4 results shareholder meeting, Oh dear. Tesla market capitalization is $695B as at 13 January 2024 Tesla market capitalization is $805B as at 15 December 2023 (up $45B from two days ago) Tesla market capitalization is $760B as at 13 December 2023 Tesla market capitalization is $673B as at 21 October 2023 wow that's down $154B or 18.6% from two weeks ago Tesla market capitalization is $827B as at 7 October 2023 Tesla market capitalization is $868B as at 16 September 2023 Tesla market capitalization is $692B as at 19 August 2023 Down 24% from a month ago Tesla market capitalization is $767B as at 12 August 2023>> <<@danielstapler4315 says : Tesla market capitalization is $1,444B as at 22 September 2025 , Tesla market capitalization is $1,031B as at 9 November 2024, Tesla market capitalization is $802B as at 5 July 2024, Tesla market capitalization is $670B as at 2 July 2024, Tesla market capitalization is $583B as at 27 January 2024, after 23Q4 results shareholder meeting, Oh dear. Tesla market capitalization is $695B as at 13 January 2024 Tesla market capitalization is $805B as at 15 December 2023 (up $45B from two days ago) Tesla market capitalization is $760B as at 13 December 2023 Tesla market capitalization is $673B as at 21 October 2023 wow that's down $154B or 18.6% from two weeks ago Tesla market capitalization is $827B as at 7 October 2023 Tesla market capitalization is $868B as at 16 September 2023 Tesla market capitalization is $692B as at 19 August 2023 Down 24% from a month ago Tesla market capitalization is $767B as at 12 August 2023>> <<@cheneree says : TSLA about to break all time highs buddy boy 🤣>> <<@LukaszStafiniak says : I recommend this channel to other Elon Musk fans, for the shared fascination, just with opposite signs.>> <<@GREENmoneyPARTY2026 says : 0:38 Musk snitching on himself. He is the E V I L !>> <<@EinsteinJ-r says : THE FALL OF ELON MUSK: HOW THE WORLD’S RICHEST MAN COULD GO BROKE 😳 OH, I'M DEAD SERIOUS. Let’s do the math—because numbers don’t lie, even if Musk’s hype does. 💸 HOW MUSK COULD LOSE HIS BILLIONAIRE STATUS (Spoiler: It’s already happening.) 1. TESLA’S COMING COLLAPSE (–$300B+) BYD is outselling Tesla globally. BYD sold 3 million vehicles in 2023, beating Tesla’s 1.8M. And unlike Tesla, BYD’s profits don’t rely on carbon credits. EV tax credits vanishing = Tesla bleeding $1.2B/year. Without subsidies, Tesla becomes dramatically less competitive — especially in Europe and Asia. FSD (Full Self-Driving) still doesn’t work. After 10+ years of promises and missed deadlines, FSD is under fire from regulators and lawsuits. The “$500B robotaxi dream”? Vapor. Cybertruck is a rolling PR disaster. Quality issues, recalls, poor range, and a bizarre design make it unfit for mass-market success. It’s already harming Tesla’s brand. Result: Tesla’s $570B market cap → $100B (or less). Musk’s 13% stake drops from $74B → $13B. This is exactly how Nokia, Blackberry, and GM collapsed—by refusing to adapt while new players surged ahead. 2. SPACEX BANKRUPTCY (–$350B) Starship has yet to work reliably. Despite flashy launches, it’s blown up multiple times. No Starship = No Mars = No deep NASA/DoD contracts. Starlink has MASSIVE costs. Over 5,000 satellites deployed = $30B in sunk costs. Subscription revenues can’t catch up without Pentagon subsidies. If the government pulls funding or delays licensing? Collapse. SpaceX is still privately held, meaning we don’t even know how bad its debt situation is. Result: $350B valuation → $0 (Chapter 11). Musk’s 42% stake drops from $147B → $0. This mirrors the fate of Theranos, Quibi, and even WeWork—massive valuations built on hope, not financial fundamentals. 3. X (TWITTER) WORTHLESS (–$13B) Ad revenue has cratered since the takeover. Major brands left after Musk’s leadership chaos. $4B/year → $1B/year. $1.5B/year in debt payments is unsustainable. Especially since Musk personally guaranteed parts of it. Even loyal users are abandoning it. Threads, Bluesky, and even Reddit are eating into its cultural relevance. Result: X’s $13B value → $500M fire sale. Musk’s personal stake drops to ~$250M. This is eerily similar to MySpace, Yahoo, and Vine—tech darlings that became empty shells within 5 years. 4. NEURALINK & BORING CO. = $0 Neuralink is ethically radioactive. Monkey deaths, FDA resistance, and lack of clinical success have stained its brand. Boring Co. is literally flooding. Multiple tunnel projects have been delayed, canceled, or shown to be wildly inefficient vs traditional subways. Result: $5B+ combined → $0. Think: Magic Leap, Hyperloop One, and Juicero — all promised tech revolutions, all fizzled. 📉 THE MATH: FROM $400B TO "BROKE" 1. Tesla: $74B → $13B (–$61B) 2. SpaceX: $147B → $0 (–$147B) 3. X/Twitter: $13B → $0.25B (–$12.75B) 4. Other Assets: $5B → $0 (–$5B) 5. Debts/Liabilities: –$20B (lawsuits, margin calls, personal guarantees) TOTAL: $406B (2024) → ~$20B (2030) → POTENTIAL BANKRUPTCY. This trajectory is not unique. Enron, Lehman Brothers, and even Kodak followed similar patterns—growth, overconfidence, and rapid collapse. 🔥 BUT WAIT—IT GETS WORSE: MUSK’S DEBT TIME BOMB Musk pledged Tesla shares for $3.5B+ in loans. If Tesla stock falls 50%+, banks can force-sell shares, triggering a 2008-style death spiral. That $13B in Tesla stock? Gone within weeks. "BILLIONAIRE" TO "MILLIONAIRE" IN MONTHS Margin calls begin. Banks force-sell stock. Tesla share price collapses further. Liquidity vanishes. Lawsuits follow. Forbes updates his profile: “Former Billionaire.” 💀 REALISTIC 2030 SCENARIO Tesla: Worth less than Ford ($50B) SpaceX: Bankrupt, assets sold to Bezos X/Twitter: Shut down or nationalized Neuralink/Boring Co.: Dissolved Musk’s Net Worth: $5B or less (after inflation, maybe lower) 🤣 WHY THIS IS INEVITABLE 1. Musk’s Ego > Execution He chases spectacle over sustainability. Cybertruck, robotaxi, Twitter… all rushed. 2. Competition is Ruthless BYD, Amazon, Kuiper, Apple, GM, and Chinese rocket firms are rapidly catching up. 3. He’s Made Powerful Enemies Trump, Biden, the SEC, EU regulators—he’s burned too many bridges on all sides. 4. He’s Overleveraged & Overexposed Personal loans, margin debt, lawsuits—if just one domino falls, the rest follow. 🎤 FINAL VERDICT "Elon Musk, Former Richest Man in the World, No Longer a Billionaire" Headline coming 2028–2030. 🎤 FINAL PREDICTION Elon Musk's Net Worth in 2030: Between $0 and $10B (No Longer a Top 100 Billionaire) You heard it here first. Still think I’m joking? Check back in 5 years. 😏🚀>> <<@FizzleFX says : 17:40 he is not an engineer, he cant code for shit, and finances??? he told his customers to 'fk off'>> <<@BoogieDaCat says : How do you fuck up an accelerator pedal, aside from cutting corners every step of the way?>> <<@Vancouver_Island_Guy says : Lol this didnt age well clown channel>> <<@smallworld707 says : Precocious as always, tf00t. Been following you since the magic sandwich days.>> <<@jesusisdead says : I bet the government is going to want its money back. I bet in a few years this guy is going to zero>> <<@QareCODE says : @thunderf00t < 2 years til bankruptcy.>> <<@Phil_Scott says : A man chits in just *ONE swimming pool and right away YOU turn negative.>> <<@vettefatty says : he is addicted to ketamine if you use it to much you get bladdercancer and pissing blood.>> <<@TheMonkofshadows says : You need to stop referencing the stock price cuz Tesla is a meme stock, talk instead about the dropping sales and complete failure of any of their new products.>> <<@ramicald says : Why do Anglo Americans believe corporations are their friends and love them ????>> <<@edwardbernays8514 says : 3:14 err…yes it is…if you live in America…>> <<@robk9871 says : This aged like fine wine. Que, the feet of thunder theme song. 😂😂>> <<@peterlewis8040 says : Musk is a scum bag.>> <<@davidsherer52 says : “Looking good while doing evil…” he must been looking in the mirror 😉>> <<@stuartwillardscreenworx4035 says : Ah well when you are coming to the end of the road fooling even the most optimistic of fanboys I guess going into Govt so you can force people to buy your products makes a lot of desperate sense.>> <<@yongbinsong9676 says : All are fanatics who are willingly servants for the fraudster company.>> <<@doubledouble8658 says : "I have to triage tasks and do whats most useful first" ... Yeah that's what we all do at work! He so dumb. Omg what a dummy.>> <<@steveweidig5373 says : 11 months later, and Tesla sales are in freefall now due to boycotts and lack of new models or features. SpaceX and Starlink are doing the heavy liftin for Elmo's assets right now, but for how long?>> <<@steveavecillas1114 says : Is there any tesla fans on here>> <<@AS-np3yq says : March 2025... time says hold my borschtsch..>> <<@paulmay1729 says : I will never trust a computer over a functional human brain.>> <<@rj66600 says : And this is the guy Trump let loose on our government? America is fucked!!!>> <<@klausschraud7303 says : He doesn’t care about employees he is heartless>> <<@Maxwell.Tennyson.S.Kennedy says : 3:38 I feel bad for her 😢>> <<@anniedarkhorse6791 says : The guy's a pathological liar. No wonder he gets on with Trump.>> <<@LeifNyman-z3r says : S real engineer would never design a rat-trap like that!>> <<@LeifNyman-z3r says : In the olden day you could find these Musks and Trumps in houses where they kept the Napoleons and Hitlers.>>