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lncel Pickup Lines | The Male Dating Strategy

lncel Pickup Lines | The Male Dating Strategy

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@Shoe0nHead Says:
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@mercifulsamurai1 Says:
Edited video title: What not to do when Online Dating
@wacawaka1802 Says:
I like the button that kills joke it reminkgkgkkgn
@ADekuKid Says:
My dating strategy is to be alone and undesirable.
@user-zo7lf7gy8f Says:
This is cinema 🗿
@NightMiku-kv8yx Says:
The best strategy for the dating game is not to play. Mgtow all the way
@tysonssg3040 Says:
The DENNIS method would be a better clip.
@blightedcat2137 Says:
maybe I'm not hopeless after all
@dylanlinklater4841 Says:
13:00 it's. Tough world out there, brother has got to adapt
@wojiaobill Says:
Foot fetish? Why though
@ThySheepie Says:
I’ve watched this video around 30 times.. this is my funny relax video to put on
@Vi-Vi_bubble_tea Says:
I had 2 girlfriends for a while. (they were cool with it cause we all dated each other) and thats by doing the OPPOSITE of this shit lmao
@corystarkiller Says:
As a non-American, I unironically wish I could use the American School one. That's the dark humour that no one would like though. 10/10 joke though.
@makararamoabi6857 Says:
My dating Strategy is to be antisocial and let all the ladies come to me
@davidguthrie4724 Says:
if a girl opens her legs for money, damn the babies
@rodcolver3457 Says:
Your videos are so f-ing funny! Watch them all.
@Cybertech134 Says:
Dear women: Let's see you do better.
@someonepassingby3060 Says:
Well, I got an ice-breaker from this comment section: "Roll initiative."
@blutygergaming8789 Says:
These are furries. They're all furries
@djnorth2020 Says:
"I don't make 6 figures because I'm 6 feet tall and my dik is 6 inches, and I didn't want to complete the 666 number of the beast. I'm also a 6." Better than that one time few lifetimes so when I told my crush that I have better ass than my two male friends. Because... I worked out... Yeah. *dies in 1995 IRC roleplay cringe*
@steinklotz69 Says:
*Unzips Pants* May I shit myself queen? *Farts quietly*
@JohnDoe-xd7he Says:
My dating strategy is don't. Just watch my bank account grow and wait for AI girlfriend bots.
@crazynomad5049 Says:
Last time i used my mating strategy was 14 years ago and hooked a female instantly. Rode motorcycle. Ask women if they want to go on rides Stop at coffee shop Interview for them for mother of my kids Talk honestly about my 10 year goals. They accept job offer after some more motorcycle rides and interviews. 2 kids later and 14 years together.....
@perunapelaaja_1772 Says:
Guys how good of a strategy is it to ask someone's fav soup
@surviveeverything4291 Says:
But @ShoeOnHead dont you think generalisation only takes you so far in the case of landing girls
@llburnu Says:
i didn't know it was possible to cringe so hard it becomes a medical emergency, see ya'll in the recovery ward
@mortvald Says:
From what planet are these creatures? even the cringiest grade schooler I remember (myself included the worst I did was pull a girl's hair to tease her) never did anything remotely close to this, ffs i'm not even a boomer.
@iseeu-fp9po Says:
Half of these guys had to be trolling just to see what would happen.
@TheLazySamurai Says:
Hey Shoe, can you set up that forbidden button to make sure its me who gets the final sleep? I'm willing to volunteer as the tribute most days, and it would be a decent end to my suffering
@bslushynskyi Says:
Here is a real deal! If you are ugly and have little income, here what to do! Start an apiary. Money from selling beekeeping products should be enough to take a woman to a restaurant. Invite her on a date. She will ask: "What do you do for living?" You say that you're CEO of a company with 50000 employees and you know the queen personally. Her lust will be irresistable. Eventually she will find out that those employees and the queen are bees, but you won't care at that point.
@crazedmancer2122 Says:
Ha only if they can roll a nat 20
@ThunderOn-ke8uo Says:
I cant finish this, its too cringe
@redcube4933 Says:
tbh, people who refer to a guy's ass as a "Boy pussy" are just gay/bi people in denial, coming from someone who is bi lol
@averagebare4327 Says:
Did your dad kill himself? Cos your ass is to die for
@KIRB881 Says:
11:12 I'd reply "1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Ok, jump."
@connor7272 Says:
Are you a woman? Because they scare me
@carbonEYE007 Says:
Best eyes on YouTube
@kdastronaut171 Says:
Can confirmthough the I'll come look at you when you're dead. Does work with certain women if they have a fucked up sense a humor oh and the school-shoot in her joke too
@letfireraindown Says:
I'm no ladies man, I don't have luck going to a bar or club and finding strange. So every now and then I feel like I have some similarities to the incels, then I watch a video like this and realize I'm not doing to bad. Mostly cause I'm not try to blame my problems on others, but that's the root of it.
@ToxinVT Says:
Blueberry shoeonhead😂😂😂😂😂I’ve never laughed so hard before 😂😂😂😂
@robotlegs Says:
I can't take this anymore
@Naxthural Says:
I wouldn't even know where to start. I have not even tried to date a woman in a decade. The amount of free time and quiet I would have to give up just ain't worth it. If that changes someday though? Man, I have no clue. Online dating is a trap, so that ain't it.
@Trip1326 Says:
your plushie😂😂 “if you squeeze it, it says a slur”
@jacobhammock3355 Says:
Jesus These guys should ve unfuckable
@unknowunknown9096 Says:
They probaly use too much chatbot
@brendenwalter9970 Says:
I'm dying if CRINGE OVER DOSE
@dougsauceda1805 Says:
I love Shoe, but that Cowboys Boopbop comment hurt 🤕
@TonyHalle Says:
I really almost choked on my gum at "prys open casket" I was almost the one the forbidden button took 😵
@gamma_dc8289 Says:
My dating strategy is talking about my niche interests and hoping she gets "rizzed" as the kids say
@Jmpayn3 Says:
“You pee today?” “Why don’t you want me?” Lmaooooo

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