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@spitfireblaziken3663 Says:
What is a man? Nothing but a miserable pile of secrets. But enough talk! Have at you!
@authorotar Says:
The only way to guarantee that you are a real man, and also save your fellow man from being gay - Is to drink cocktails. Pause!
When you drink a cocktail, you look like an absolute tit, and we've previously learnt that real men should find tits repulsive. Thus the modern cocktail-drinking man is auto-excluding himself from all forms of gayness, and make it impossible for his fellow man to lust-gaze upon him.
@bullymong1445 Says:
how the hell does the S-A comment even make sense to the OP? Is he really going to lump all VIRGIN men in there too? Really?
@user-zw8qt1nt2o Says:
no, I eat blackberries, they have like a 50/50 chance of being sweet or sour, and it's a fun game
@Ryan50Ryan Says:
9:49 Yo can I get that strawberry longcake, though? It has enough cake to share with the homies, you know, like a real man.
@samfox5435 Says:
I've never once s*x(lE A-Salt anyone. Been accued a few times. Still confused as to why.
@fuzzyfailure2691 Says:
I don’t care what my friends do, but when we’re messing around and one of them suggests something left field like ‘hey bro, do you want a cider?’ It’s always fun to JOKE around and be like ‘yeah and after I finish it, you can paint my nails.’ But I don’t think any of us have ever unironically policed what eachother do for the sake of ‘masculinity’ bc, as you said at the end, the most masculine thing you can do, is not give a fuck
@camdenhilscher5770 Says:
Ah yes, it’s Christianities job to make women dress like women and men dress like men, that’s totally their purpose.
@Chazolies Says:
Never
@tyronegorman8949 Says:
Hell yeah I make blaster sounds when I build my ships.
@EasyTarget.541 Says:
‘Gay coffee’💀💀💀
Meantime I’m sitting here with my tea and lemon slice.
@foggydaugie Says:
9:02 im a literal child how and why would i do that
@fragzilla4531 Says:
Is this where “icks” started?
@dripsytombcat169 Says:
After this video I found out that I'm at least 15 times gay. Ain't looking good for my girlfriend
@eduradblumstein4459 Says:
So I love myself a flat white, my favorite food is any variant of Arabian hummus/chicken dish and I often talk with my coworkers about how we are feeling.
But I am neither into tits nor ass so I can't be gay😊
@ofthehills3215 Says:
Well apparently I’m gay… I didn’t know it, but now I do😂
@cxrmack6922 Says:
“Virgin soy boy Leftist vs Chad conservative racist” the prime embodiments of the duality of man
@dannygjk Says:
In Australia it's "The man dies in the wars with bugs.".
@p0mf47 Says:
looking cute as always. "does complementing a woman gay?" haha
@DonEmuKnightQuixote Says:
I once rode in the passenger side of a car without a seatbelt. Once. Falling out because the door wasn't shut good and holding onto your grandmother's hand for dear life as the car careens into the pasture beside the road changes your perspective on safety a bit. Or call me feminine. Meh.
@TitaniumSpleen Says:
That oral take is so stupid. It's one thing to have a chick sit on your face. In that case, she is in the dominant position. However, most of the time, she lays on her back, and he's on top, controlling the contact, pace, etc. Who's in the dominant position there? I think it's a lot of overcompensating from guys who say they're straight but are grossed out by or otherwise don't actually like vaginas. Any "real man" statement is usually just some subjective bullshit from a biased person.
@philipppatzen3 Says:
15:22 yea. the matrix. the bible for red pilled masculinity. what else would be more masculine then two polnisch dudes becoming trans women and creating the edgiest romance ever seen. glory to the wachowski sisters i guess? XD
@jasonvor-da-hehes678 Says:
Some cocktails come with sweets. That's a drink and sweets for 1 price. Bargain. I don't care if it's blue and in a wine glass lookalike... it has a gummy dolphin
@Alexilund Says:
wait, I'm having trouble here, I am writing this down, what did you say after dying in tremendous pain in a car accident? because I don't.... you know it is ..... I don't think that... well maybe I do that thing last? Because you know the dying part is a bit unproductive in my journey to be a man and all.
@Angushrothgar Says:
These people will live and die alone and unloved, and not understand why
@longarmsgiraffe0955 Says:
I love all your videos but I'm seriously concerned I'm not a real man now. Because I do half the the things your video says are gay and also required to be a real man. I've never been so confused...
But really, I think the most obvious thing is the guys posting on social media about what "real men" don't do are EXTREMELY concerned that they aren't "real men." Like, OMG, I only own 2 guns and I've never shot anyone. I'm probably gay so let me say that real men have to own at least 1 gun. that'll show em! And also I'm not sure if having a beard makes me gay or not so I'm just going to maintain that awful 4 day growth in between stage that itches constantly. Which makes sense because men can't have anything that isn't uncomfortable.
The truly sad thing is there was a point in my life where I would have thought about all of this. Once you hit a certain age though (for me about 30) you just stop giving a fuck what other people think and do what you want. I absolutely love sports and drinking beer. I also really enjoy Harry Potter and Taylor Swift. Medium rare steak is perfectly delicious. But honestly I don't enjoy grilling but absolutely love cooking in the kitchen. I don't even think I'm an anomaly. I think this is what most men are really like.
@FirepowerFantasy Says:
Another sign of dudes being psy-opped by Big Homo is seltzers. That or their dad kisses them on the lips.
@michaelharris8598 Says:
Well I was born in the summer so I can only be gay....I was also a history major. I don't drink tea or coffee.
@Kukojin Says:
As A gamer since the 80's.. .these fools can screw ALL THE WAY OFF
@thedreaming6446 Says:
9:56 In what universe is a man drinking coffee gay?! The first cup of coffee was made by an Ethiopian goat herder named Kaldi!
@jtlatt Says:
So we cant do anything……got it
@MrMAZAHAKA1992 Says:
Never committed sexual assault on women or anyone lol
@MrMAZAHAKA1992 Says:
Just put my dress on a sec 😂😂
@Cosmosimp Says:
We're the petafamilous! 🎉
@fatman7462 Says:
10:00 uncle iroh is just flipping everyone the bird from the spirit realm after hearing that one
@jamessmith6363 Says:
Instructions unclear came out as trans 🏳️⚧️
@Murphy5-5 Says:
Ah yes, the absolute masculine trait of ranting on twitter all day long
@falconhunter3881 Says:
Strawberry longcake
@matiascastillo3520 Says:
BRUH the US sucks
@propablysomethingtemporary3539 Says:
Fellas is it gay to like women
@Blatantlyrude Says:
that smile thing is true though. There was a study. Says more about women being assholes who don't like happy men than it does about men
@samuelardelean7037 Says:
I hate the hair on my body,
I enjoy playing mobile games,legos, puzzles, board games
I would never go to army willingly
I enjoy watching cartoons + anime
I hate football(soccer for americans)
@user-nh5xf7mc3h Says:
yes we eat rasberrys
@zemenerrichey1980 Says:
If you ever have kids, any boys you have I guess are going to give the ladies the ick. I'm so sorry.
@zemenerrichey1980 Says:
My mom tried to get me to try hummus, but I wasn't having it. One of my few "masculine"' traits lol.
@williamxb Says:
I unirionically thing what's more cucked and feminine than anything any of these people were saying is altering yourself based on a blurb uttered by some random person on a social media feed.
@LocalLibertarian Says:
Dear god, she has force us to like and subscribe.
Edit: Wait why did I say dear god? Am atheist.
@lizwheeler2096 Says:
10:53 "Do men eat rrraspberries? Men? Do yoo eat rasp-berrries? 👁️👄👁️"
@BlackHedgehog Says:
I cannot wrap my head around people treating tea (black tea no less) as 'gay'. You are effectively calling most of Britain that, and that's not okay. Although, if you want to use the original definition ... either way social media has really just ruined people I fear.
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